Terms of Enrampagement

singlemanlytear:

At this point I’m just reblogging pictures of RPattz because I’m not the only person who appreciates that Twilight has made him so miserable he only looks like he’s enjoying himself when he’s a) ripping on Twilight or b) drunk.

I forget who said it the other day, but it’s so true: nobody hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson.

The first Twilight movie had a super low budget, because it was just a crappy adaptation of a shitty book. They didn’t somehow cast all the greatest hidden talent in Hollywood; they probably couldn’t meet the quote for anyone who’d had a bigger role than Guy Who Dies In Harry Potter.

And RPattz probably figured, whatever, it’s a paycheck for something that’s a step above a straight-to-DVD movie, it’s just a stepping stone in what will be a storied acting career, one day I will see it in the $1 bin at the grocery store and wave my Oscars around and laugh. Twilight ruined his dreams. And that’s more than any of us can say for it.

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