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Poledancing to Florence and the Machine. Lovely.

This shit is truly an art. I could never in a million years do this.

I love watching these videos.  I always have to avoid the comment sections, lest I have a rage!stroke (LOL SLUTS ON POLES LOL HERPES), but I have so much admiration for the athleticism, strength, and body control that these women (and a few men!) have.  If they had classes for this here, I would take them in a heartbeat, both for the pole-dancing in and of itself, and the power it would give to my other sports.

I’ve never been as sore after an hour as I was after an hour of a Vegas “Stripping 101” class that was mostly pole work.  I had bruises all over my arms and legs, and the teacher only taught us a couple moves.  The jump-spins on the pole are wicked fun and wicked hard to pick up— the only way to get the momentum needed is to throw yourself at the pole, hence the bruises.  I priced out pole classes at home, but then promptly got knocked up and they frown on pregnant pole work.

Anybody who wants to say that woman is not an athlete, and a good one, can kiss my skinny old white ass. Twice.

holy fucking hell

Incredible. 

This is so stunning. Calling it pole dancing feels demeaning. it’s acrobatic gymnastics mixed with ballet set to music.

  1. emilitalokita reblogged this from hayleyelizabeth and added:
    Kay, that’s it. Quitting my job at the pharmacy and buying a pole. I wanna be a pole dancer.
  2. av0nlea reblogged this from mariahfrompluto
  3. welcometothesalon reblogged this from ultraprism
  4. llamaparts reblogged this from nolongerinthesea and added:
    I admire her strength, and i bet she does yoga. so awesome!
  5. kittensandskeletons reblogged this from goodbye-courage
  6. goodbye-courage reblogged this from tansytea and added:
    JESUS CHRIST omg she must be so fucking strong. I actually won a course of pole dancing lessons in a raffle, and I...
  7. ultraprism reblogged this from tesseralharmonics and added:
    This is so stunning. Calling it pole dancing feels demeaning. it’s acrobatic gymnastics mixed with ballet set to music.
  8. nolongerinthesea reblogged this from ipomoeaandthestarstealers
  9. lpremembers reblogged this from tesseralharmonics
  10. tastiejam reblogged this from blissandzen and added:
    holy fucking hell
  11. aunifiedscene reblogged this from punkass-bookjockey and added:
    I may not have a pole to dance on, but I’ll admit to doing similar dancing to this song…alone…in my room…*cough*...
  12. f0reveryoungandfoolish reblogged this from punkass-bookjockey
  13. punkass-bookjockey reblogged this from amadgirl-withablog and added:
    i WISH i could do this.
  14. hayleyelizabeth reblogged this from erinairout
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  16. curmudgeonlaine reblogged this from mariatatuada and added:
    holy muscles batman
  17. bitchslap-barbie reblogged this from kitteh-neon and added:
    There is a point in this video where she is 3/4 of the way up the pole and holding on to it with only her thighs. Holy...