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About those raises I was supposed to get

that he now magically doesn’t remember agreeing to

oh plus he’s basically making me fire the intern #NOTMYDEPARTMENT

So, I’ve been full of Feelings all week, and basically had the crying equivalent of blue balls, so I told Joe I’m smoking and crying on the couch tonight just to get it out of my system. Ideally I’d like to have a calm discussion tomorrow about creating mutual expectations for the workplace — a discussion that isn’t interrupted by uncontrollable sobbing.

WHO’S A PROFESSIONAL LADY, PLANNING AHEAD LIKE A PRO?

  1. nom-chompsky said: get drunk get high and listen to dance music. its the only way
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