January 2012
December 2011
Biggest fear of a weird way you might die??
thunderdome-:
I think mine would be something involving a ceiling fan. Or roaches.
Sneezing while driving.
“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via soulofawomanwascreatedbelow)
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CRABBY GOT ENGAGED?!
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
CONGRATS CRABBY AND DAN!!
ALL THE WINE! ALL THE SHOUTING!
WHAT
WHAT
I MISSED IT
CONGRATULATIONS CRABBY!!!!
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@ultraprism
counterclock-wise:
I might have told him that when we were alone for a minute. I said that he should be happy to be here and STFU because if there’s one person that’s merely tolerated instead of embraced it’s his hateful ass.
My brother got my mom kettle corn cookies from...
donnapirana:
scoldylox:
This new breed of spam Tumblrs is hilarious. They realized that the random collection of numbers and letters in their names before was a dead giveaway because humans like words, so they decided to use a random combination of human words instead.
And since the past three of these I’ve gotten have had the word “shark” in their name, can we say that sharks have jumped the shark?
...
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A girl I went to high school with just posted a...
supersoygrrrl:
reblog so people know who you are
Name: Jessica
Tumblr Name: ultraprism
Nickname(s): Jess, Jay
Birthday: September 20 — I’m birthday twins with Kelsium
Relationship Status: Married, fairly recently - Kim Kardashian was married for longer than I’ve been. But I anticipate being married for quite a bit longer.
Random fact about you: My body runs hot. My...
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I could have sworn I had a gif of Zoolander spraying Diet Coke on himself. WHERE IS IT
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bookofrevelation replied to your post: Twelve Bachmanns raving, eleven Newts divorcing, ten Cains a-groping, nine Perrys gaffing, eight Pauls a-trolling, seven cops a-spraying, six months of primaries, FIVE DIET COKES, four crying Boehners, three Romney bets, two protest signs, and a two-term Democratic president!
Five Diet Cokes. It’s too you.
Five is not nearly enough to get me through the...
THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY.
weirdette:
paxamericana:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal...
scarygodmother asked: Twelve Bachmanns raving, eleven Newts divorcing, ten Cains a-groping, nine Perrys gaffing, eight Pauls a-trolling, seven cops a-spraying, six months of primaries, FIVE DIET COKES, four crying Boehners, three Romney bets, two protest signs, and a two-term Democratic president!
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kimberleycommonname asked: nail polish and wine. y/y?
Based on what I post, what would you get me for...
I’m bored. Leave me (virtual) presents.
Want to make a rabbi very happy this Hannukah? →
I just took a freelance gig for this really sweet rabbi (I’m a gentile myself, but apparently that doesn’t matter when you need an SEO writer). He’s a secular marriage counselor who just started the whole “Internet thing.” I made him a Facebook page and he would be THRILLED if it got a few Likes. You can immediately unsubscribe or whatever; I just want to give him a...
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“And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple...”
– Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)
And said Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?”
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Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
keyser-swayze:
face-down-asgard-up:
super-eklectic1:
thekingslaststand:
nicoosuxx:
$4 for a pack of skittles my ass.
Last time I sneaked a whole bag of chicken burritos from taco bell in there…
hell yeah!! a box of popcorn is worth tuition! we use to sneak the whole Ponderosa buffet into the movies
Dear future boyfriend/husband, when we go to the movies don’t buy shit! i got a...
