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wetheurban:

ART: Vibey Minimalist Paintings of Los Angeles by Bradley Hankey

Inspired by the light and colors of Los Angeles, artist Bradley Hankey used a combination of influences from photography and painting to develop these minimalist scenes.

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heyfranhey:

No-Bake Watermelon Cake

Food Heaven Made Easy writes:

Since summer is quickly coming to an unfortunate halt, we decided to whip up a refreshing watermelon recipe to celebrate this short lived season. This isn’t just any watermelon recipe. This is a fancy nutrient-packed watermelon cake recipe for you to enjoy with friends and family (it serves 8!) The best part is that it’s really affordable and can be done in just a few easy steps.

3-Minute Video Tutorial here.

Printable recipe here.

this is the work of the devil 

this looks delicious but its not a fucking cake fuck you

I love that it’s “no bake” like we’re all fucking monsters who’ve been baking our watermelons.

This is not cake and it must be destroyed.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?

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nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

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spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

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georgeslays:

AU Meme: Requested by anonymous: “Please do a [au meme] where the British Royal Family say Game of Thrones quotes.”

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naamahdarling:

corseque:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

The fact that it kind of looks like it HAS NO EYES is creepy as fuck.

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hinduthug:

Shakti Mohan: a contemporary dancer who won ZeeTV’s second season of Dance India Dance

Her Twitter, Facebook, & Nritya Shakti website

Pictures are from her 2012 calendar (sources: BollywoodLife, India-Forums)

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